by ImDrillin August 30, 2017

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.
by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".
by Big_nig_6969 June 7, 2018

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.
"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"
"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."
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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"
"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."
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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"
"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
by SlangSultan November 16, 2011

by Jamal Sanders October 3, 2005

Is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady. If you can even call her a lady that is! She is a mean, cruel creature with no heart and DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI!
by Eillie June 21, 2013

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.
Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
by Quirble May 24, 2018
