Seminole Ridge High School

A school where meme culture has run rampant, and most of the motherfuckers that go there are either being ironic or shit on bathroom floors. If you go into a bathroom, expect to be asked for pods.

“Do you go to Seminole Ridge High School?”

“Yeah, and I hung a dead rat in the bathroom.”

by God of irony August 26, 2018

bear semen

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.

Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr

by rowbsie November 8, 2009

Sematary

Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound

Why is he so greasy?
It is because he is doing a Sematary cosplay.

by nakedmoleratlover February 7, 2022

Semitician

Noun:
Anyone who interprets cultural signs and symbols for evidence of a grand Jewish conspiracy.

"That Australian film guy is a semitician."
Or:
"I have this crazy semitician neighbour. He collects World War II memorabilia".

by TajUK January 19, 2007

sempron

AMD's low end chip, meant to replace the Duron. It is made to compete with Intel's Celeron D.

The Sempron 2500+ runs at about 1.7 ghz.

by The Pants of Doom December 31, 2004

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)

Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010

second semester senior

A victim of senioritis. Often displays symptoms of apathy, procrastination with the realization that it-be 'it' school, sports, whatever-doesn't really matter anymore. Second semester seniors can be found lying in bed, on facebook, at a party, or anywhere that requires the least amount of work possible. The most important question to a second semester senior is:
'Does it REALLY matter?'

Students are no longer considered a second semester senior once they have graduated, whereafter procrastination and laziness is their own damn fault.
A second semester senior may have been anybody before senioritis hit- an IB/AP whiz, stoner, that foreign kid- because senioritis will claim anyone and everyone as its victim.

yo holmes, i ain't doin my psych poll- im a second semester seniorrr.

A second semester senior receives an F for both achievement and effort.

I am writing this definition instead of filling out scholarship info.
It is a good choice.

by tragicomedy January 23, 2009