When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
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Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.
Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.
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2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi
2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi
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Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!
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