spillin' seed

Male. To ejaculate in a place other than a vagina.

Did you see Ashley? I'm puttin' her straight in the spank bank and using her for spillin' seed.

by mikewin September 9, 2010

bumpkin seed

the child of a bumpkin who will no doubt becoming a bumpkin himself/herself

That little kid eating the paint chips sure is a bumpkin seed.

by JohnnyDax January 16, 2010

Fart Seed

Whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your rectum at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.

Ohh man, Dazza you farted so hard just then, you've definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.

by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016

Penis Seed

The penis seed is a mythical item in which a female can place in her vagina to grow a penis. As of now it does not really exist, but maybe with all these new technological advancements in the world of science, the penis seed could become a real item on your list of things to get at wal mart!

Mary used to just be a dyke, then she used a penis seed, and now she's a transexual.

by April, duhh. <3 August 26, 2007

Bad Seed

Term used to describe someone who sucks at life as much, if not more than thier parents.

James' insane, Chris is a bitch....their folks must got some bad seed.

Dude, his mom ate road killed dog, no wonder he's a fucktard. He's some bad seed.


Mat Scaletta

by Super_Pope March 31, 2005

Plant the Seed

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'

Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.

by Afrothump November 18, 2010

seed money

Seed Money. When you need to make a stack of cash and put it into your master life plan.

Like I need some seed money so I can buy a house and make my bed and breakfast biz.

by mrty9238 May 12, 2016