Scump

To jump on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards. This practice originated in Austria and has recently spread to other parts of Europe.

Friend one: Hey do you want to go to the scumping festival tomorrow?
Friend Two: What is that some kind of Gay thing?
Friend one: No silly billy it is jumping on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards.
Friend Two: Damn

by Walter Bloodsworth Garglesmank January 3, 2020

Scrumpy

Scrumptious, delicious

Wow, those cookies be lookin scrumpy.

by crispygirl February 17, 2020

stumpy

someone with a short penis

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."

by anonymous September 15, 2020

scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

Scrumpy

A state of being confused and pitiful, combined with a messy look. It usually occurs after a hard nap in a car or a good night of sleep. Derived from the word shrimp as a way to make one feel pitiful, which evolved into scrimp, and then scrump, and finally paired with the definition of frumpy to create “scrumpy”.

Did you just wake up from a nap? You look scrumpy.

Aww look, a lost puppy, poor little scrump.

by Geese Reenwood December 19, 2020

Stumpy

Slutty, getting around, pimping also known as stumpin, stump

You acting stumpy

Stop stumpin bro

by Sexylexiensam January 3, 2021

Scummy Cummy

When one ejaculates, but immediately prior to doing so, pulls their underwear and undergarments over their genital area, resulting in the cumshot being contained, but having a huge, obvious cumshot staining the crotch of the person.

Person A: "You see Person C lately? I can't believe it, they had a Scummy Cummy dead and centre."
Person B: "Holy shit, how big was it?"
Person A: "Looked like they pissed themselves, they must've done it in a hurry."

by asdfasgadfg February 26, 2021