Scrotein

a type of protein that works mainly on the balls and the scrotam in general. Some people might take scrotein if they have a small ballsack.

"hey leroy, how did you keep going after the 23rd ho?"

"well, iv been putting in the work and taking them scrotein supplements every day!, that shit really gets the jizz'm up"

by tmason January 23, 2008

scrotitum

female breasts that over time, age, or childbirth will see a decrease in size and a very loose or sagging effect which in turn gives them a very low hanging and shriveled or wrinkled appearance similar to that of a large scrotum with a testicle hanging from it.

When her scrotitum hit my face, I felt like I was being teabagged by a giant.

by boohip October 25, 2010

The Scottish Army

When you're doing a girl, you suddenly yell "ACH" and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts and then gangbang her until you all jizz inside her.

From then on, you refer to her as "haggis"

Girl: Did you really give martha the Scottish Army the other day?
Guy:Who, Haggis? Yea that was pretty fun.
Girl: She's in the hospital.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

dirty scottie

When you are having sex with a fat woman in a pit of mud right before you ejactulate you shove her under and then right before you cun you let her up to ejactulate into her face or eye

Jimmy took Beth to an old mudding spot and pulled a dirty scottie

by Pattie cake January 17, 2016

Scottiepoo

A wonderful and caring person, the best husband, the most best friend ever. The love of a lifetime.
Extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you.
Someone usually planning to do something to better the world.
Liked by a lot of people and very funny and attractive.
An incredibly cool person.

Do you have a Scottiepoo?

by angeluv February 5, 2010

scotting

To make stupid ideas

"Lets go count bricks or the wiring in windows."
-"Dude, stop scotting around"

by Dontron February 6, 2008

scottish bag pipe

when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth

Nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe

by kid from the tree October 28, 2006