A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 3, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Dickmug. when a tragic incident (mass shooting, fatal plane crash, etc) occurs but the government doesn't know yet whether the person who caused it was a white man or a woman/person of color/LGBTQ+/immigrant/
kate: "did you hear about that plane crash? they're still investigating it, no one knows what happened."
allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."
kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."
kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
by murkybongwater January 30, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's DEImug. Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)
“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”
Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
by walter the waxy May 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Samaritanmug. A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Blowjobmug. by TheDrunkestUncle February 26, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Retardmug. Schrödinger's Purpose is the act of coming up with a justification or explanation for something after its completion.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
An example of Schrödinger’s Purpose is using a fancy sounding artist statement to justify not having added colour or shading to your drawing. “ The simple black and white represents the polarity of the potential paths of the future” etc etc.
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
by SixCardStud March 10, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Purposemug. When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Shatmug.