Schlop

Getting some “top” from a bop in a car

Yo can i get some schlop

by Schlop February 17, 2024

schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

Schlorba

A schlorba is a person that is nobody knows and is similar to a side character or npc. typically you rarely interact with schlorbas and they are just there doing nothing.

Mary is such a schlorba.

by Mr_Sausage🤑 May 14, 2024

Schlorba

A schlorba is someone who nobody knows and is never interacted with, a schlorba is similar to a NPC or a side character. it is commonly thought that schlorbas aren't real and are sent by aliens to spy on our population.

Mary is such a schlorba, i have never seen her talk to anyone and she just walks around doing nothing.

by Mr_Sausage🤑 May 14, 2024

Schlop

The sound it makes when a sexy woman is vigorously sticking her fingers in and out of her wet vagina (aka masturbating).

My homegirl was so horny that I could hear schlop sounds through the wall last night. She must've been practicing her schlop schlop jutsu technique.

by SuhTangClan May 21, 2024

Schloppenheimer

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024