Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when one makes a particularly unfunny remark, ironically used for comedic affect.

Teacher: What is the date today?
Person #1: Febuary 11
Person #2: SCHUMER HUMOUR!

by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021

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schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

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schbum • Schlump • schumacher • Schumer • schlumped • Schlumpkin • schaumburg • Schlumpy • Schum • Schumi

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021

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Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

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schumacher

- if you have this name you love playing rugby and getting slapped in the face with the ball

- if you have this name you have nice big titties because you are a bad bitty

- wow, schumacher is begging to play rugby AGAIN?!

- did you hear? schumacher titty fucked her brother today

by Zuri Rossssss March 16, 2022

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