Santa Claus

The code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".
kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night?
kid2* i...i don't wanna talk about it *bursts into tears*
by gcgdpunk January 14, 2006
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dirty santa

A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!
by Nicole December 15, 2003
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Santa Rosa

A small city in northern california known for its friendly people, good wine, gangsters, and high percentage of mexican people. Everyone loves the mexican people though, so its okay. Very famous for harmony festival and other pimp things like that.
wheres that sexy guy over there from?
from santa rosa, of course!
oh yeah!

where can i get some good bud?
santa rosa OG that shit is chronic
oh yeah!
by ebvdabvelkcbedrejicbrwlqbc February 23, 2011
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Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.
Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?
by tg2069 May 06, 2010
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weed santa

n. A person who constantly and gladly shares their marijuana.
Speaker 1 "You're always sharing you weed man. You are my weed santa."
Speaker 2 "You know what, I am. I really am."
by Quita Danger March 06, 2008
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Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!
by B$ March 29, 2005
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Santa Claus

He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice.
by Sir Ryan December 03, 2006
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