Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort

I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.

by Vikivalentine July 3, 2015

salty doll

A cute girl who has an attitude that is caustic, sarcastic, and bitter at the world to some degree. As with any salty individual, it's often a mask to hide insecurity, but not always.

That paramedic on my last shift was one salty doll. A bit of a jerk on the outset, but she was great and had a good sense of humor once she gained some respect and let down her guard.

by AmericanPanoply February 17, 2018

salty vet

A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.

You saw that post on reddit yesterday?

Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.

by NonameFTW May 8, 2018

Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018

Salty Blowhole

Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.

Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.

by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018

Salty slutorious

It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.

“Damn why is kaedence so pissed, what's her problem”? she’s being a salty slutorious that’s what”

by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018

Safety pinky

The pinky finger that supports your smartphone and generally prevents phone drops caused by the side hold used to tap icons at the top of the screen. It suffers from arthritis type systems due the lateral pressure put on the finger.

Always use the safety pinky when holding your phone.

by Hockules. November 3, 2018