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Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.
"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"
by Unbalanced June 6, 2009
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Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.
Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011
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Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.
Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.
by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009
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recycling-retarded

1 (adj.) The phenomenon of a person becoming so ingrained with throwing away any and all byproducts that they can't remember to recycle even when the option is placed directly beside the trash can.

2 (adj.) A kindergarten-level attitude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the Earth and anybody who respects it.
You just put a plastic bottle, aluminum can, and plastic wrapper in a trash can that's right next to the recycling bin. Yet you bitch about smelly landfills and also admit to not caring about oil pouring into the ocean. I don't get it, did you witness your mother getting raped by a whale? You're recycling-retarded.
by zealant April 25, 2011
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turbo-retarded

When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.

People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.

Everything they touch turns to shit.

Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.

Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.

You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"

Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"

Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "What why?"

Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011
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this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
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Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
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