Robert 

Super fkn mean and rude when he talks, he's super quiet and boring he also usually smells

girl : "Hey Robert what are you doing"
rodert: "Shutup you stupid cunt!"

Robert by shit shjh September 18, 2018

Robert 

Robert is the type of guy to steal from you and then ask you to give him something in return the type of guy to threaten to swat you over a video game

damn that kids suck a robert

Robert by c0ncussion September 8, 2018

Robert 

A man that likes black ops with a very tiny peter, and is got black hair and likes women but he doesn't get any.

Robert: So what have you been up to?
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real

Robert by whitenugget69 November 29, 2018

Robert 

A bitch who is ass at fortnite, apex, and other game on the PS4

Robert you’re ass at fortnite get off the game bot!!

Robert by Ninocuddles02 February 27, 2019

Robert 

a gay faggot

Ew Robert is so sus

Robert by df6yjkkjszift May 10, 2019

Robert 

A dumb substance who is very funny though is bad at all video games (including rocket league) and is the one and only shrekster but fails in November... but all the ladies love him

Robert is fighting men

Robert by Gresham men November 16, 2019

Robert 

Robert is a fat fuck, who`s lazy af and like girls but can`t keep a relation ship going for some reason.

Man, u so fucking lazy, u like Robert bruv.

Robert by YesIamThatFatCunt April 15, 2020