on tilt means being mad (from poker), so rhino tilt is extremely, aggressively, uber-pissed off; usually as a result of some unusual unexpected circumstances
by Cleatus Jenkins October 1, 2010

When one of your buddies gets black out drunk at a party and is so horny that he starts to grind with any girl he can find, which are usually women much heavier than himself.
Me: "Dude, that girl John is dancing with has to weigh at least fifty pounds more than he does."
Friend: "Yeah, he starts rhino hunting whenever he drinks too much."
Friend: "Yeah, he starts rhino hunting whenever he drinks too much."
by Janimal66 November 2, 2014

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.
by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.
Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.
by booty hooty September 13, 2016

by mrdefo23 July 7, 2015

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open
by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.
"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."
by Krrraj April 18, 2022
