norwegian tax return

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.

Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.

by The_Iron_Platypus July 8, 2011

return to mooseport

sometimes referred to as the bullwinkle; returning to the site of the moose previously anally raped the subject begins to anally rape the moose again only to have his dick bit by a opossum which was living inside the dead moose corpses anal cavity

how about a return to mooseport

by bean dip August 20, 2006

return to sender

When a man reaches 65-75% of "full mast" (full erection) and has his partner tuck his twig and berries under and around his taint into his rectum.

Aaron, return to sender my erect friend.

by Ricky My Bobby July 11, 2011

Retugly

a Person who is Retarded and Ugly.

Hey, That girl is Retugly. you dont want none of that!

by Warpeddesignz January 24, 2010

returner's remorse

The regret one feels after returning an item they purchased or received as a gift.

Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.

by Riconator January 6, 2011

Rehu

A person that attempts, with high failure rates, to steal one's television.

White male: "That god damn Rehu, I'm gonna shoot that nigga."

by Nacarat August 13, 2019

Return to Sender

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender

Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020