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Reed

A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard
by Druuum January 8, 2022
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Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.
I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now
by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023
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Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
Check that old man with his dick in a box
“Oh thats just reed”
by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018
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Reed smith

The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.
“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.
by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020
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Reed

Loves men and can’t stop sucking dock. He is gay and homophobic at the same time. Super annoying and never gives a fuck. Always wants to have sex with men and sexually harassed his hockey team. He loves someone named Dylan.
Stop being like Reed
by Djifbfjcjxnndnxbxj November 22, 2021
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matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling
by Jkaghd May 12, 2018
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Reed

Guy: Look its Reed!
Girl: Hah total bottom!
by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019
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