rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022

born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people

you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022

Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.

"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."

by whitelinens September 28, 2022

Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022

rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex

"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"

by Pen Isman February 2, 2004

Optical rectum Mengitis

Shity outlook on life

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

by Traviseng February 22, 2021

Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.

Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!

by TheSpice March 14, 2021