A type of bourbon that is a favorite of people with no tastebuds. These people generally buy the bottle because they think it looks cool, then they try to justify their purchase by telling their friends how great it is, even though they know it’s not. This Cycle continues until an entire community of people are brainwashed into believing that the product is worth purchasing.
A simple checklist to figure out if you are susceptible to this jackassery...
If you answer yes to more than 2 of the following, you’ll likely be a huge fan of eagle rare:
1. You think Bourbon is the best type of whiskey.
2. You own more than one gun.
3. You’ve shouted the term “Merica” at least once in the past year.
4. You are offended by this checklist.
5. You haven’t tried Japanese whisky or scotch, but you’re certain it won’t be as good as bourbon.
6. You like Willett 2yr Rye.
7. You post pictures on Instagram of two bottles and have a caption that reads “Left or Right?”.
8. Your name is Tony or Carolyn.
A simple checklist to figure out if you are susceptible to this jackassery...
If you answer yes to more than 2 of the following, you’ll likely be a huge fan of eagle rare:
1. You think Bourbon is the best type of whiskey.
2. You own more than one gun.
3. You’ve shouted the term “Merica” at least once in the past year.
4. You are offended by this checklist.
5. You haven’t tried Japanese whisky or scotch, but you’re certain it won’t be as good as bourbon.
6. You like Willett 2yr Rye.
7. You post pictures on Instagram of two bottles and have a caption that reads “Left or Right?”.
8. Your name is Tony or Carolyn.
Tony: “I just picked up a sweet bottle of Eagle Rare!”
Carolyn: “Bourbon is best! Tastes like freedom! Merica!” *fires off twelve guns simultaneously*
Carolyn: “Bourbon is best! Tastes like freedom! Merica!” *fires off twelve guns simultaneously*
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The word 'rare' comes from the phrase 'a rare species'.
It originates from Shiplake College.
The word 'rare' comes from the phrase 'a rare species'.
It originates from Shiplake College.
Shiplake student: Hey, look at that kid laughing to himself and skipping.
Shiplake teacher: Wow, what a fucking rare.
Shiplake teacher: Wow, what a fucking rare.
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Geez Jason is such a rakefire, I feel bad for the person hosting this party thats got to deal with him later
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