ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

Rachael

A very nice name that can be defined as a stunning girl. Mostly rachael is spelled with no "A" but this is a different type. If a name does not have an "A" then it is Jewssh but if it does the name is not Jewish

Rachael went to church today!

by Rachaelxoxo July 9, 2007

Cool Ranch Doritos

Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.

Guy: Hey what'cha got there?

Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos

Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!

Girl: No way, get your own!

by prawnt July 6, 2010

rancho-relaxo

noun
a hypothetical place where one goes or ought to go to relax when experiencing extreme anxiety or stress

Take it easy, rancho-relaxo bro it's not the end of the world!

by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006

Rachae

n- to feel an unexplainable new, fresh when seasons change

i felt very Rachae this month

by 00hedges1 December 3, 2009

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003