QWERTY

A Touch typing keyboard layout (for Operating Systems) that quickly became the de-facto standard, as it was inherited from the Typewriter. The layout is the three-fold sequence of characters: '"QWERTYUIOP" (top row), "ASDFGHJKL;" (home row), "ZXCVBNM" (bottom-row)'.

1. "Contrary to preventing typewriter jams, QWERTY boasts its ability to typewrite "Typewriter" using only the sequence of its top row keys."
2. "If QWERTY were an alphabet, then the Caesar cipher would conspire that, for key=1 (n-th succeeding alphanumerical digit to said digit), "GIRLS" will decode into one adjective and one emoticon."

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 24, 2017

QWERTY

The most common worldwide keyboard-order with the first letters being Q, W, E, R, T and Y.

Can also be used for people or things that aren't very effective in what they do.

"This is the common "QWERTY" Keyboard"

"Stop being so Qwerty"

by Je vais être May 12, 2022

qwerty

when you don't know what to type and there's a character limit so you can't type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ so you'll have to stick with qwerty

Hmmmmm, I don't know what to name this, how about q w e r t y? Yeah qwerty

by qwerty3000000000 November 15, 2022

QWERTY

A word to use when you can't remember all of the interminably long, ever-changing series of letters, numbers and symbols used by modern gays.

When the name of your club is an interminably long, ever-changing series of letters, numbers and symbols that takes up half the keyboard, just use the first six letters and call it good. QWERTY is catchy, easy to remember, and if you forget, just look at your keyboard. Best yet, it's just the name of the keyboard. No one can get offended by you using it. Win/win all the way around!

by JustcallmeEd July 22, 2024

qwerty

First letters on the keyboard. People say its helpful to remember them. I say forget that, I can use it as a word.

Personally, I prefer wert.

"I'm going to make qwerty stuff!"
"OOoooo can I help?"

"Hey dude, wanna hang out?"
"No, I'm feeling qwerty."

But using wert in those sentences instead is better.

by owie;owie; March 1, 2021

qwerty

why the fuck are you looking up your keyboard?!

anyway it sounds like another word for horny to me I may just be insane though

I use a qwerty keyboard

She's one qwerty bitch. <-- Me, thinking qwerty means horny

by exoskeletal March 18, 2022

Qwerty

Me:Y'all be prepared for this. I'm about to teach you something important.
You: THE FUDGE? I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING RN!! I JUST FREAKING GOT OUT OF (School/work) I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING!!!
Me: Well, we're learning something new anyways!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Me: So basically, Qwerty is this super awesome old dude who invented the keyboard in 1874.
You: *Spits out your (Favorite drink)*
You: DANG, HE'S OLD!!!
Me: Yup. So anyways, he invented the keyboard, and you see the top letters say "QWERTY"?
You: *Looks down at (Your device//Most likely your computer/laptop//) Uh...no...?
Me:...
You: WHATEVER, JUST GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Me: So yeah, he invented the keyboard with his name on it, cuz he thought he would be popular, and blah blah blah, he jumbled up the letters so it would be better for your brain, la la la la laaaaaaah.
You: Oh.
Me: WHO CARES ABOUT HISTORY!!!
You: YEAH!!!
Me: Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,

Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.

You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.

You rule!

Me: Yeah. That was very long. Sorry about that....But atleast you ended up learning about why your keyboard says Qwerty, AND you got the lyrics to the Burger King ad!
You: What an absolute waste of time
Me: Hey!

by WaitBellaIsThatYou?-Uh'-' February 2, 2023