Quafma

When you want someone to go to town on your balls.

"Quafma BALLS!"

by BenitoAmilcareAndreaMussolini March 11, 2024

Quafma

"Quafma" means the same thing as "Sugma" and "Ligma".

"Quafma"

"huh?"
"Quafma BALLS"

by BenitoAmilcareAndreaMussolini March 12, 2024

Quoan

An old English word contextually thought to mean something like “Complain”, Quoan is an amalgam of the words “Questionable” and “Groan”. It’s currently attributed to Shakespeare, as it’s found in two of Shakespeare’s Sonnets.

From Sonnet 212:
For I have not a half penny to loan
But you my love are anything but quoan

Potential use:
“Dude did you hear Stacy last night?”
“I know, she wouldn’t stop quoaning about her new boyfriend!”

by cheeseman ;) January 9, 2025

quof;hweoufhweoufh

When somebody rages or is bored so fucking bad they just mash boringly

Person 1: I'm bored asf quof;hweoufhweoufh

Rage Example
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Person 1: YOUR SO BAD quof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufh

Person 2: the fuck??

by jackboy9845739475 February 7, 2025

quof quof

A washcloth. Also commonly known as a rag, small towel, dish rag, or something to clean up messes.

"Hey can you hand me a quof quof?"

by Garrett09 March 23, 2025

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 16, 2017

Pépé Quaf

1. When you, your mom, AND your ex wife are all little bitches.

2. French for PeePee Queef

“ Kris can me such a Pépé Quaf!”

by Peddyisaspettydoes March 15, 2026