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Putin

A man that likes to invade ukraine and only ukraine.
Random person: did you see Ukraine's new plane?

Putin: it will be mine soon
by Washy_washy April 23, 2022
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Putin

A man who uncontrollably defecate'z himself, at the moment of sexual climax...
His Putin self found nowhere in traditional society he was welcomed. So he tried to make an entire country as equally shit, will Russians agree?
by NOu$e April 1, 2022
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putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.
I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.
by squidwhispers March 20, 2022
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Putin

A dangerous and offensive word used to describe gore and violence.
Not to be used in Ukraine.
Putin is cuming for you
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.
If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.
by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025
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Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself
Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there
by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022
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putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.
putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth
by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022
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