God punch

A serious blow to the top of a person's skull, as though God himself was throwing the punch from the heavens.

When Phil yelled at Steve: "godabed"
Steve responded with a God punch, giving Phil a concussion.

by Victor Stevens II September 17, 2005

Punch Fuck

To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.

I punch fucked your mom last night

by weg December 15, 2003

punch in the brown

Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.

Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!

by Grimholtt November 08, 2007

wizard punch

This is where you fart into your open and and shut it like a fist. You then punch someone opening your hand right before their face. Thus wizard punching them.

He wizard punched her in the face causing her to gag.

by Ravonus September 19, 2013

Sowder Punch

(N.) A punch so hard it tops all other punches, even those of Chuck Norris, Usually Resulting in Death

Man 1: I heard the fight got pretty intense
Man 2: Yeah man, he threw a Sowder Punch
Man 1: Holy Shit!
Man 2: Yeah Man he died

by Karbonviper May 25, 2011

Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 03, 2010

punch off

Punching off is the act of gripping one's penis between the middle and ring finger. After getting a good grip, you then punch the balls and scrotum as hard and fast as possible until ejaculation is reached. It is a new form of masturbation, which has only recently been started being practiced, originating in a seedy Jamaican village.

My penis felt extremely good after punching off, however I now have an empty scrotum.

I was having feelings of extreme pleasure and pain after I had a punch off.

by spoomonlee June 13, 2013