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proto

A word used to describe a person, usually a college kid, who are newly exposed to the world around them and constantly in awe of their experience. For many, this is a state of being prior to froyo.
"I once left 15 messages trying to get a hookup to call me back. Those are my proto years in college."
by francock June 13, 2016
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Internet Protocol

A dumbass thing that is used for gay ass Moderator and Admins to track your ISP down, I'm lucky I use High Anon Proxys
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by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
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Protoss Player

One who plays the Protoss Race in Starcraft.
Protoss players usually have any of the following qualities:

1) Balding or having a very short hairstyle.

2) May have a tattoo to show others he is a Protoss Player

3) Limits his playing style to Cannon Cheese or massed Void Rays

4) A n00b

5) Shirt is usually sleeveless

6) A dork

7) Breathes through the mouth exclusively

8) When he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas

If you spot a Protoss player in the wild call the nearest Terran player to beat him with massed marines.
Dan decided to become a Protoss Player and he has not been the same since. His hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a High Templar on his back.
by Terran4Ever February 21, 2011
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Ghost Protocol

When in a situation of heightened sensitivity e.g. at a new partner's apartment, a house party, unisex toilet with a queue etc. and you need to have a poo-poo, the act of timing the flush to coincide with the dump in order to minimise the presence of the offending matter within the confines of the room to effectively nil, thus maintaining the room's aromatic integrity.
"Last night's burrito caught up with me slap bang in the middle of brunch at the mother-in-law's, but I managed to initiate ghost protocol."
by Gavvygavgav July 12, 2017
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PrototypeX

Bitchy faerie with ADD. See also: cumdumpster
Some PrototypeX tried to rape me anally last night, again.
by Osiris June 27, 2003
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Protzyboo

Most Amazing peson in the world, if you kno a protzyboo you are lucky... will do anything for his friends
Dude i know a guy who got me all this stuff for free
you mean a Protzyboo
by Protzyboo May 4, 2010
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Protosynthesis

The process or processies predating other forms of cellular metabolic processes such as Photosynthesis. Such forms of metabolism are thought to have originated by plant and animal cell inveloping smaller specialized cells that were insoluble to the host cell.
Photosyntesis is a process originating from early proto-plant cells ingesting cyanobaceria, therefore replacing any protosynthesis the cells might have had.
by nibbit October 14, 2010
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