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preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
by Mouldoid April 15, 2007
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premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm
she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her
by dre dre August 20, 2004
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preman

"-I thought Keysh came to lollapolooza.
-He did but he's trolling kidpolooza looking for a preman.
-Oh no... he's a boy lover?
-Yep."
by keeeysh August 8, 2010
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Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.
Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?
by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004
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Prem Moment

When you are 100% confident that your answer is correct but it turns out to be wrong.
Person A:The sky is red
Person B: No its not
Person A:Oh
Person B:I thought I was correct,I just had a prem moment
by fuckbitchesgetmoney22 October 6, 2012
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Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.
You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!
by d00d. October 11, 2009
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Preemos

Dude my buddy Brody has the bomb fucking preemos man..
by VivaLaVida October 20, 2008
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