procrastinator

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

by Scott Semans November 6, 2006

procrasterbate

Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.

Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

Procrastibator

Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."

Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

by [tosser] October 14, 2008

procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.

Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .

by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009

procrasturbate

(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.

Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.

Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.

by Branden Hart October 20, 2004

procrastafarian

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

by Heinous May 2, 2006

procrastination

A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.

He was an ardent follower of procrastination.

by Procrastimaster December 28, 2005