private school

An alternative to sending your kids to school with black kids.

mom: Public schooling??? The children there are dark and carry guns!! You kids are going to private school.

by Fruee July 31, 2006

priestess

1. A class on Ragnarok Online with sexy stockings and an innocent look just waiting to be corrupted 2. Food for Koei, the priestess eater, often found being dragged to Koei's room /gg

I'm hungry...I think I'll eat that priestess Mugi.

by Koei February 23, 2005

Private Property

Private property is basically the stuff you, and only you, own but do not participate in using yourself though you get whatever benefit that stuff contributes to. For example, a factory is the private property of a factory owner, though the factory owner (boss) doesn't actually work within the factory and instead hires people (wage laborers) to work in the factory producing stuff, though the boss collects whatever profit the workers in the factory produce.

It is also know as "impersonal property" and is considered the defining part of capitalism. Anarchists (most notably P.J. Proudhon) and communists contrast private property with personal property, personal property being things like the house you live in, your bed, your guitar, your computer, your shoes, etc. which you are actively using for yourself and thus have the right to exclude others. Private property on the other hand creates an illegitimate authority and, according to them, must be abolished.

My boss operates an apple orchard on acres and acres of private property he inherited from his parents and hires us to harvest all the apples for him, and while he makes a great deal of money off the apples he pays those of us who actually pick the fruit $6 an hour, but he's able to because he owns the orchard.

by ConservatismSucks June 14, 2010

privateseat

The place where you sit when you don't want anybody (a) to disturb you, or (b) to see you.

Please close the door, I'm on my privateseat and obviously want to be alone. (My once 5-yr old daughter used to say this when she would go potty and want to close the door).

by scott liebman November 7, 2007

Privates Investigator

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.

Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen

by 12345498456 April 22, 2008

Pristen

Some One Who Is Clingy And Rude, Normally Always Begging For Attention And Crying When They Dont Get Their Way

girl in chat1 : "give me them cookies!"

girl in chat2 : "NO!!"
girl in chat1 : " *starts crying and pouting* "
guy in chat1 : "Gah She Is Such A Pristen!"

guy in chat2 : "Agreed"

by Burger From My Dark Getaway August 18, 2009

Private Dick Peter at attention

An erect penis.

Mary: You look like a military man today! John: Do you mean my Private Dick Peter at attention?

by pentozali February 18, 2010