pointy prick

pointy prick is a funny,cute word for penis meaning its pointing in you trousers or its a word to describe just how hard it is

whoa u have a pointy prick
your penis is so hard its pointy
aww look at your 3 inch prick all pointy like

by dark devil August 8, 2006

prick mong

Used as an insult in the same manner as dickhead, twat, shithead

Ashley Cole is a fucking prick mong.

xxxxxx you prick mong (sung to the tune of "Grandma We Love You"

by andy morris February 25, 2008

old prick

The male version of an old hag.
Always grumpy
Never satisfied
Unhappy old prick

That old prick never has anything nice to say.

by Coldheartedbitterbitch November 22, 2016

prick monger

Some one that hordes pricks

Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.

by Gus Gluck November 2, 2007

a massive prick

Stalin.

ah yes Stalin, generally a massive prick.

by amogus spotted May 23, 2021

what a prick

A phrase made popular by 1999 UK T.V Channel 4 series, Spaced.
It occurs in a scene where a young boy asks Tim Bisley (Simon Pegg) for a Star Wars Jar Jar Binks doll, and he is met with a rather blunt, short description of just exactly how Jar Jar Binks is wrong and why, finishing with the classic line 'what a prick'.
See YouTube for full reference.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace fan: "Excuse me sir, I'd like to buy a Jar-Jar-Binks Doll"

Tim Bisley: "You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you? Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your fifty 'p's, take your pocket money and get out!

What a prick."

by Tony Nibbles June 26, 2008

prick ass

the way cool kids say asshole.

" damnit! why you always gotta be a prick ass?"

by suckas. September 10, 2004