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Panoed

The act of being unintentionally stood up by a pure gold hearted person, who is so considerate of other people's feelings that he/she lacks the ability to say no, and thus juggles various appointments and tasks at once.
Term originated in the London financial circles, between brokers and bankers.
-Person Waiting: Dude, where were you? I waited for 30 minutes and you didnt show up.
-Person who is late: Really sorry, was on my way, but my neighbour asked me for some help, and then asked me to drop her off, and it took forever. But I texted you though,
-Person who was waiting; Yeah, but I had already bounced. You panoed me.
by Wallouda August 10, 2010
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Paranoided

A form of paranoia but it much more extreme. It can cause Luciedisease.
Girl: OMG! They're all around me. I'm gonna die!
Boy: You're so paranoided!
by Pseudonymy October 13, 2011
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Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.
"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
by Beezy M July 16, 2009
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paene panocha sandwich

>noun: a wet, sweaty, and deli-style latino sex act.
>verb: the act of having deli-style latino sex.
Did you see that paene panocha sandwich scene on the spanish chanel's late night special?

Raul and Maria are on top of the tortilla machine making a peane panocha sandwich!
by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008
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panocha

Panocha para los todos!

Pussy for everyone!
by Tainted E October 29, 2003
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panochi

by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.
Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)
by Ben November 29, 2005
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