pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

pork basket

1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia

At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.

by Doctor Chroma August 16, 2011

Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

by ridonkulousridonks September 22, 2012

Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.

Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.

by El Barnito July 01, 2023

pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray

Love, climb on my pork stalk

by Greeny & Lou December 04, 2007

Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep

Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night

by Beat the meat August 08, 2018