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Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
mugGet the Pootiemug.

Pooty butt

When you don’t open your cheeks in the shower to let the water clean them
Ew Terrance has a pooty butt that’s nasty
by Landon <3 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Pooty buttmug.

stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !
by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019
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pootiful

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!
boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️
by yawnzzn August 13, 2024
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pootie kicker

Individual or team declaring to kick butt of another individual or team.
I'm a pootie kicker and proud of it.
My team are the best pootie kickers around.
by get it correct August 19, 2008
mugGet the pootie kickermug.

Pootie stick

A stick you Carry around for good luck
It’s important that I bring my pootie stick to school
by anonymous December 29, 2021
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POOTY butt

A toot that’s a poop but it’s in your butt
Hey I got a pooty butt
Me too
by POOTY butt February 20, 2022
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