makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

by cadencezonks May 10, 2011

Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.

Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*

by Mr gay man April 29, 2020

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Poof

When someones boxers are bunched into a clump and stick out of their pants into the form of a "Poof".

When one's boxers become exposed to the outside world

"Dude tuck in your poof."

"Alright chill man! I got it under control."

*Tucks In Poof*

by Paynoattention22 November 23, 2013

Poofed

Poofed: When you have had too much of something, you couldn't possibly have any more.

Synonyms: starffed, shanked, full.
Antonyms: starvin, hungy

Richo, "mate i'm poofed, I couldn't possibly take another bite."

Me, "what'd you call me mate?"

by carelisaslopee! August 6, 2017

the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair

The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.

by Philumup April 20, 2018

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018