scoozy pooch

A typical blonde bitch skank that everyone at least knows one of. A scamp. Multiple partner skank.

Man, Jennifer Lawrence in the new hunger games movie is such a scoozy pooch.

by lsx7 March 20, 2014

Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

peter-pooch

The part of a woman's abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much sex.

OMG...girl...I've tried everything to get abs but Ill never lose this peter-pooch!

by fiftsvn June 03, 2010

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 27, 2018

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020