The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
Get the finals poochmug. by Kaurae May 22, 2021
Get the Pooched the Poodlemug. 1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016
Get the Snootch Poochmug. by Jayden and Vanessa June 1, 2022
Get the Poochmug. Any girl that walks, talks, or sounds annoying in the slightest way. If she has annoyed you she’s a pooch
by Papa_PepperoniBlogna March 2, 2022
Get the Poochmug. The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.
“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda”
by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022
Get the snag the poochmug. 