finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

Pooch

To finish a joint, hit the last puff of weed or a drag of a cigarette.

Is there more of that weed? Ya a little bit, pooch it.

Is that joint done? Yaaaa she’s pooched.

by Jayden and Vanessa June 1, 2022

Pooch

Any girl that walks, talks, or sounds annoying in the slightest way. If she has annoyed you she’s a pooch

“That girl is such a Pooch holy crap”

by Papa_PepperoniBlogna March 2, 2022

snag the pooch

The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.

“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda”

by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022