pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

by SergioV June 28, 2022

Pooch

It is a homemade wine made by sugar bread yeast.Although it is not regular wine it stings harder than regular wine.

"YO PASS THE POOCH"

by Dheueidjid June 6, 2022

Pooch

To finish a joint, hit the last puff of weed or a drag of a cigarette.

Is there more of that weed? Ya a little bit, pooch it.

Is that joint done? Yaaaa she’s pooched.

by Jayden and Vanessa June 1, 2022

Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.

Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.

by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015

Pooch tuck

To be a pussy; one that is scared.

Oh stop being a little pooch tuck and come talk to me.

by taylor garza son May 30, 2018

pooch

a synonyme for butthole, like its counter part 'cooch'

cooch is a synonyme for pussy, which a synonyme for cat

pooch is a synonyme for dog, your dog and your cat

"i just farted out of my pooch"

"yeah man i just queefed out of my cooch!"

by big juicy 69 January 25, 2025