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snag the pooch

The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.
“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda
by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022
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Snooch Pooching

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.
"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er
by Pwrz December 9, 2013
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Pooch

Informal.

A term to describe one when you are playfully mad at them. Siblings especially call each other this. It doesn't really have a meaning to it. It is just a playful cute word to use when you are grumpy at a sibling or friend.
Sibling 1: "Where did my paper go?"
Sibling 2: "I stole it!"
Sibling 1: "Ugh! You pooch! Give it back!"
by gogo's dictionary <3 April 10, 2025
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Pooch

“Hey nice pooch”
Thank you I made it myself
by diilarnmindcontest69 August 28, 2020
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powder in the pooch

when it’s getting too hot so you put powder in your panties so your vag doesn’t sweat - invented by erika from bgc9
julie: today might be a powder in the pooch day
erika: well let me get my powder ready

erika: you know, a powder in the pooch is when it’s like, too hot, so you gotta put the powder in ur panty, so the vag don’t sweat like it’s a powder in the pooch day so i’m damn excited
by sorenxiv February 13, 2024
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finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
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Pooched the Poodle

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle
by Kaurae May 22, 2021
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