That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 21, 2024

by Snorty orty August 2, 2021

A pooch is the master of dogs. In their free time likes to wrestle them for food as well as for pleasure.
by biff734534 March 7, 2008

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where
C- did you get the new masturbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Noun
pooch (plural pooches)
(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.
File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch
pooch (plural pooches)
(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.
File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch
Jack IS A POOCH
by QP13FG August 17, 2018

a synonyme for butthole, like its counter part 'cooch'
cooch is a synonyme for pussy, which a synonyme for cat
pooch is a synonyme for dog, your dog and your cat
cooch is a synonyme for pussy, which a synonyme for cat
pooch is a synonyme for dog, your dog and your cat
by big juicy 69 January 25, 2025
