I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.
by Suck a Fkwit August 29, 2022
by ScottWhiteAhh July 08, 2016
by Kvk903 January 08, 2020
The newest Apple product. Unlike the air pods, these will constantly activate Siri and ask for Spanish homework answers.
Bro, these Angelo Pods are so fucking annoying!!
by Mark Ass 22 February 15, 2019
The unfinished juul pod you discarded earlier in favor of a new pod, but must use as an alternative to purchasing another pack to temporarily sustain fiendish habit.
by Ppdnis December 24, 2018
The act of stealing primarily Juul pods or other E-cigarette material from stores by hoppin the counter and boonking that shit. Pod runs are only for the Real G's. Usually, runs are carried out for personal use or distribution for profit. Pod runs carry heavy legal repercussion so if you are caught Run forest run. Pod runs are a whole level above Bottle runs so be sure to know what's up and are prepared.
Jimmy: ayy nigga me and the gang boutta pull a phatty pod run this weekend.
Brett: hell yea bro cash out hard n save me some, ay and dont get caught bro thats high shit
Brett: hell yea bro cash out hard n save me some, ay and dont get caught bro thats high shit
by ApexA(Gang) December 05, 2018
An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019