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PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 6, 2023
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Pickitos

The act of pickitos is when someone is actively scratching their head in an addictive way. It is a VERY unboust habit to form and even deadly when you do. The beginning actions of pickitos may lead to to CPD, or Constant Pickitos Disorder. If you see someone, friend or foe, doing pickitos you must stop them IMMEDIATELY.
Stephan is doing pickitos one of the asiles of Trader Joe’s and you see him as he scratches his head over a deliberate decision on whether to buy chile lime rolled corn tortilla chips OR ABC cookies.

Curry (You): *walk up to Stephan and slap the food items from his hand*

Remove his hand from his head as he gives you a confused expression and go: “NO PICKITOS!”
by beatdakotonaidefines June 28, 2024
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swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.
That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!
by videix September 6, 2009
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shots picnic

Man, it's been a rough week... Let's have a shots picnic!
by picnicker12 January 19, 2010
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Tit-picnic

A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.
Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"

Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"
by Crockopunch March 13, 2011
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Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.
-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
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Drizzy picnic

A day time event or picnic where you get fucked up
Lets have a drizzy picnic and do lots of drugs or drink
by Snappyeyez June 25, 2014
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