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Philadelphia Handshake 

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
Tom and I greeted one another with a Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room at the museum, then we went outside and ran the Rocky steps.

Philadelphia sunset 

Philadelphia Broomstick

The sexual act of giving your wife/girlfriend a facial & then making her clean the kitchen.
My wife really hates the Philadelphia Broomstick.

philadelphia smile

Is when someone picks a victim (esp. for racial reasons) and places the victim's jaw on the curb of a sidewalk and usually ends up killing the person by smashing their head by the stump of the foot.
The scene from American History X, when Edward Norton stumps the African American male's jaw on the curb from the head is an example of a "Philadelphia Smile".

Philadelphia Filibuster 

To vigorously jerk off a man using a preferably searing Philly cheese steak, and when he's about to put some 'mayo' on that sandwich, the giving party punches him as hard as possible in the scrotum, causing the process to be prolonged as long as possible.
"Yo man I paid this whore a half ounce of crack and she gave me a Philadelphia Filibuster that lasted 4 hours, I'm amazed my balls didn't explode, though i don't know if I'll ever get back my foreskin that burnt off."

Philadelphia Creampie

When one person spreads Whipped Philadelphia Cream Cheese on their same gender partner, and then licks it off.
Matthew Philadelphia Creampied Jonah after going to returning from the world renowned restaurant, Wedges.