piff

Basically piff is 60% looking great, 35% being a genius, 45% being charismatic, 30% being baller, 23% sexual skill, and 7% hand-eye coordination.

Great things happen when attractive women realize how piff Segugio is

by Segugio April 24, 2008

Piff

A slight release of air from a creature's anus.

Dude! That monkey just piffed in my face!

by sidewalksurfer August 31, 2010

piffelhawk

a word people can use instead of swearing.

"oh piffelhawk!" shots the man who just dropped a hammer on his toe.

by Rhona Cartwright August 9, 2006

Piff lip

A marijuana term, grind beef jerkey in a grinder where keif builds and mixes In with the marijuana. Then put it between your lip and gum in your mouth, like when packin a lip of tabacco. Throw a piff lip and get lifted!

Let's throw piff lips!

Your strait piff lippin'.

by Erkel lifts November 3, 2009

Piffle

(Noun) Someone who; is a idiot, makes a stupid mistakes

(Verb) To have sex or to do sexual things

Person A "I'm seeing my girlfriend this weekend ;)"
Person B "Gettin' abit of piffle eh?"

by Ilikecheeseballs September 6, 2010

piff

What Bear does when he farts. And it is so cute!!!

Bear:(Piff) "Excuse me, I farted."

by TheJackel December 2, 2010

phuff

The air around the poo.

I was gettin blown and I Phuff'd, bigtime.

by nate1234567 December 29, 2007