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Phantgasm

An unexplained orgasm that comes without warning and feels like awesome.
My girlfriend was sitting on the opposite side of the couch as me and she started screaming in pleasure because she was having a phantgasm
by beanflop January 8, 2012
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Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013
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phantom cig

When it feels as if you have a cigarette lodged behind your ear, even though you don't. Commonly experienced by smokers who often hold cigs there temporarily. Also known as a phantom fag (in the UK).
Two people go for a smoke; smoker A pulls a cig out from behind their ear and lights up.

Smoker B: *checks pockets* "Aw shit. Hey mate, do you mind if I borrow one?"

Smoker A: Oh sure *checks ear despite fag already in hand* oh wait, I'm already smoking that one. Stupid phantom cig.
by WolfsbaneT9 January 27, 2014
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Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
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phaktard

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.
Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™
by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015
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pantan

A state of physical trance play that combines various kinds of orgasm (explosions of energy) with ontonse (a regular implosion of energy) within an intensely small/intimate nonlinear play. These explosions and implosions feed off one other, creating a sustainable state of enjoyable pleasure. The sustainable state of pantan can become the context of your whole life. Pantan is the state of turn-on, aroused enjoyment of life and of being together. Within pantan creativity, inspiration, a sense of awe and newness, etc. always are at work. (A word created by shaman performance artist Frank Moore.)
She has an amazing ability to actively/focus surrender physically into pantan during dancing/playing. (from a performance write-up of “Exploring of Possibilities of Passion”, by Frank Moore)

They lived each day together in an intimate joyful turn-on to life, to each other, physically and in every way, a pantanic life where everything, each other, their jobs, their daily activities were always enough, always full and deep, even in the smallest everyday details.
by Cherotic October 7, 2016
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phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.
1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
by flashwildecard January 8, 2017
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