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Buddy Paradox

Men who call everyone "Buddy" seldom develop close friendships, especially with other men. "Buddy" is actually a smokescreen for their anti-social nature. If they keep calling you "buddy," they aren't your buddy.
I thought he might become my friend, but he was just another guy with a buddy paradox.
by Enrealment March 20, 2023
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time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.
"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012
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The 968 Paradox

The 968 Paradox.

The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide.

The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.
"My 'demons' started catching up with me when I realised I fell in love with you, feels like the 968 paradox."
by VBVJ June 10, 2023
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pasadena flameproofing

you always hear people say "i wouldn't piss on 'em if he were on fire", well, where i come from we call that pasadena flameproofin'.
by weedbucket September 30, 2003
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Paradox Sector

A nifty forum online that is better then Totse where cool people can discuss cool stuff. It even has it's own themesong, Porn crackers, and some really awesome moderators. And hot chicks, funny people, some text articles, creative artists, druggies, and stuff. It was founded by the admin Enigma on the 27th of October 2004, and has a relatively small user base, which allows the weeding out of the occasional troll

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windigo: Man, the 'Dox has some bitchin' threads

Kam the Great: So Paradoxians...
by windigo July 8, 2005
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Paradox Poke

To mute yourself in a call but still listen in on what everyone else is saying
Ellis did a Paradox Poke yesterday. It was so annoying
by Paradox poke October 2, 2016
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South Pasadena Middle School

A rich middle school that has really great test scores. But, also has lots of drugs, sex, alchohol, and bitches. The 'popular' girls at this school always do screwed up things and screw others over. Other than that SPMS is lovely!
Great education with a bunch of rich snobs! Welcome to South Pasadena Middle School! Go tiger cubs!
by Punkygirl March 31, 2009
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