The point in which a person become so filthy that the build up of dirt on their hair and body absorbs their grease, making them appear cleaner than before despite being more dirty.
"Hey, did Roadkill take a shower or something? His hair looks really clean."
"No, it's just paradoxical filth from rolling around in the dirt."
"No, it's just paradoxical filth from rolling around in the dirt."
by The Emo Japanese Girl December 28, 2018
Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is
by Sir. B August 27, 2021
The Maxvita paradox occurs when an individual, while playing the game CS:GO, uses machine pistols and other inexpensive and high fire-rate SMGs as high valuable AR, whereas when playing with guns such as the AK-47 or the M4A4, the person tries to "spray and pray" while rushing at the enemy. Players acting like that can be named "Maxvita" after the patient zero himself, Maxvita
"That bot is just rushing and spraying with an AK, what an idiot"
"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"
"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"
by Emkii June 13, 2023
by rock_muncher June 10, 2023
Alt: Harabe's Pair-a-cocks
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
Friend 1: Man she was so nice to me.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
by Zilvarael February 26, 2017
The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 20, 2021
Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.
When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
by DevinScud January 27, 2018