pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023

paradox

When you want/expect something to happen, but it never does.

Mike - "I was sure I would get a girlfriend last weekend. Sadly, it was a paradox".

by Saint BB September 28, 2020

CK Paradox

When your bank/credit union/etc. charges you for not having enough money in your account. Named for the famous bit by stand-up comedian Louis CK.

"I ran into the CK Paradox today, after I paid my rent"

by NoMoney July 13, 2012

Paradoxing

Verb form of paradox

I was paradoxing my sentences all day long.

---It is very true that all I do is lie--

by huthutllll January 14, 2009

Paradoxin

Used in Procrastinol overdoses. Encourages subjects to believe that ambition is futile.

I got totally wired on Procrastinol and nearly did something. Two Paradoxin and I was fine.

by Poopwords January 10, 2019

Paradox of Freedom of Speech

The Paradox of Freedom of Speech or Paradox of Free Speech states that if a society has unrestricted freedom of speech, its ability to have unrestricted freedom of speech is going to normalize prejudices, discrimination and hate speech and eventually being seized or destroyed by the prejudiced, intolerants and discriminatory people. This paradox is considered an evolution of the Paradox of Tolerance, and it is used mainly for study how mass media, internet and videogames actually normalize prejudices, discriminations and hate speech.

"An example about how the Paradox of Freedom of Speech actually works is that Trump got his Twitter account deleted, it opens the discussion about the paradox of freedom of speech and the paradox of tolerance, both together as one."

"It's a big issue to discuss about the paradox of freedom of speech, since we cannot control hate speech, prejudices, discriminations and intolerances that easy, it would be necessary more deep studies about how to fight those without become absolutist or something like that."

by Full Monteirism January 10, 2021

care paradox

A paradox that states that anyone who claims to not care about something cares enough to say that he or she does not care and therefore is interpreting the information given. A very uncommon phrase used to proclaim when one "does not care" and yelled at someone to annoy the crap out of them, as in the example below:

Person that does not care (PDC): Well i don't care about that
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: I don't care about that either.
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: Just shut up, won't you?
Annoying person: Well I can still say what I want! Right to free speech, remember?
PDC: Well, I don't-
Annoying person: Care -
PDC: Yeah. Now I really don't care.
Annoying person: Do you know what care paradox is? Look above this conversation. You'll understand soon enough.
PDC: I do and do not care.

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA June 26, 2016