A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.
I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.
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Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
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Get the forum parasite mug.The Partnership Paradigm acknowledges the positive economies of scale of committed relationships: As in business, the sum is greater than its parts & more efficiently executed when complementary skills/contributions & shared endeavors & pleasures are combined for optimized results & satisfaction for each member of the couple, & for the couple itself.
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Get the Hollywood Parasite mug.An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.
Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.
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