Panini Press

Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.

While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.

by CFF, Cpt. S, CPWS, LLD March 15, 2011

Panic(!) at the Disco

the best band in the- oh god no. no no no this can't be happening. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WH-WHY DID THE-THE-THEY HAVE TO B-BREAK UUUUUP!?!

The end of Panic(!) at the disco?!! THE HUMANITY

by ~sniffles July 8, 2009

panic!

1. an unusually long name for a song.
2. something amazing or "wow" worthy.

George: What's the name of that song again?
Bob: London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines.
George: Wow, that's a panic!

by XxtimetellsxX December 13, 2008

Homo Panic

Homo Panic is defined as a panic state that is reached by individuals defined as homophobic reach when encountered with a homosexual or the possibility that they might be perceived as a homosexual.

Steve,in a moment of homo panic, purchased truck nuts to hang on his paisley minivan to appear more manly.

by Singeboy9 October 21, 2008

panini

the description of a bitch as she trips

that bitch just did a panini *trips*

by SURI March 9, 2013

paninification

The process of cooking any object as a panini, thus turning it into a panini.

"Why does your baguette look flat and burnt dude?"
"Paninification"

by frak February 4, 2007

Techno-Panic

1. The sentiment of anger, rage and intolerance at various technological instruments which are not performing to one's expectations.

2. A disillusioned person who channels their rage at a technological device, when in fact they are experiencing a User Error.

1. Blue screen of death - Lost my report - Techno-Panicked and punched a hole in my monitor.

2. Alina Techno-Panicked on her cell phone cause she couldn't figure out Google Maps. The software wasn't any more effective after she threw her phone out the car window...

by SoreThumbs July 25, 2011