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Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me
by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024
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Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth
Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”
by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021
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package face

someone who repeatedly gets hit in the face with a ''package'' ( she takes it in the face)
"brittany allen is a package face"
by kayla weeks May 30, 2008
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Package Boy

Neil's obviously preferred nickname :
Me: " awww you're such a cute package boy! "
Him: " SHUT UP "
by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022
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care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.
It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.
by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018
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what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.
Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.
by okayboiiii September 27, 2021
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Wacky Packages

a series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products. The cards were produced by Topps beginning in 1967, first in die-cut, then in peel-and-stick sticker format. There were 16 series produced between 1973 and 1977, with some reprints and several new series released up to the present day.
The very first Wacky Packages series was produced in 1967 and featured 44 die-cut cards that were made to be punched out, licked on the back and stuck to surfaces
by Wendysfg May 26, 2023
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