Omely

The type of person to be secretly gay and likes their friends. Wonderful personality but keep an eye out for stalker signs in your omely!

Is omely stalking Sarah?

by Biffle lit September 13, 2018

mexican omelet

When two lovemakers are engaging in sweet passionate love and the male specimen releases his pimp juice into the female organism's ear, in which the female slowly, gingerly, and YET passionately moves her hand towards the ear and VIOLENTLY folds it shut.

When Aaron released his pimpin juice into the ear of Annie, a scrumtious mexican omelet was born.

by Georgene Kenneth IV October 21, 2007

omelets made great

An alternative to "oh my god" (or OMG). Often used in forum posts, note the deliberate (or not) misspelling of 'omelet'. Sighted most recently on Woot.com's forum posts.

Omelets made great! I love your new t-shirt!

by Chu422 September 26, 2010

Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

by Mewsy July 1, 2009

Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

Iron Omelette

When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings

Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass

by Stay geeked December 1, 2018

Dirty Omelette

When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.

I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.

by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020