tick dick

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.

I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne

by Songdefiner November 30, 2016

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Tick it off horn

When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.

Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro

by Bribeguy June 08, 2022

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CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!

Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!

by VomitCock May 26, 2017

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