mcdonald's race

Where you order every thing off the McDonald's menu. Then you proceed to wolf down tens of thousands of calories, with out leaving your seat.

"Did you see Johnny annihilate the McDonald's race?"

"Yes I did and Johnny now has type 2 diabetes

by eastroller March 21, 2014

race time

1. Time spent within the environment of one's own race.

"It's been a long day around my co-workers. Feels good to finally be home and have some race time."

by gayniggerdicks December 21, 2016

race doxxing

the act of falsely accusing someone of lying about their race and trying to prove their identity to be a lie. racist people will race dox light skin and/or mixed people of color to justify being racist to them or to ruin the victim's reputation or credibility

"shes not actually a poc, shes white! look at her skin. i also searched her family, found pictures of her from her past schools, and used a burner to get accepted into her twitter pages"
"what the fuck. you do realize race doxxing is racist, right? keep your nose in your cracker business"

by Food Pyramid September 22, 2021

Race for Tang

When two guys both want to hit on the same girl, but don't want to lose a good friendship over the results, a competition results, and a Race for Tang is declared.

Guy 1: "Yeah, the blonde is nice, but I like the redhead."

Guy 2: "Hey, I had my eye on the redhead!"

Guy 1: "Okay, then. Race for Tang!"

by Bretorious May 16, 2011

speed racing

smoking large amounts marijuana

i feel like speed racing

by flaming potatoes November 24, 2016

Navi-racing

the process by which one deducts minutes off the arrival time of the pronounced time on a Global Positioning System

I was navi-racing so hard and got here in 5 minutes less than my GPS told me I would!

by Ohyessh69 October 23, 2011

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007