Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.
My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.
by connorology March 21, 2017
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Link race

A link race is an event held when a topic is mentionned by at least two parties without exact knowledge of the topic.
When the link race is declared, both participants must race the Internet to find the single most relevant link in the shortest time possible.
-You know that book about superheroes?
-Marvel Encyclopedia?
-I'm not sure....
-Link Race!
by carignan.boy October 08, 2009
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Navi-racing

the process by which one deducts minutes off the arrival time of the pronounced time on a Global Positioning System
I was navi-racing so hard and got here in 5 minutes less than my GPS told me I would!
by Ohyessh69 October 23, 2011
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Mannis Race

A game invented whilst drunk involving 4 opponents racing to the top of a large climbing frame made of rope (original Mannis collesium found in Palmerston North, New Zealand). The winner is the first to the top and is then dubbed "The Mannis".
Note: Competitors may only compete in the sport if they have consumed a minimum of 15 beers.
"In the weekend I tanked up on booze and won Mannis race, I am the Mannis"
by The Knife October 08, 2006
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Race for Tang

When two guys both want to hit on the same girl, but don't want to lose a good friendship over the results, a competition results, and a Race for Tang is declared.
Guy 1: "Yeah, the blonde is nice, but I like the redhead."

Guy 2: "Hey, I had my eye on the redhead!"

Guy 1: "Okay, then. Race for Tang!"
by Bretorious April 25, 2011
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knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.
I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.
by Keith Boot May 10, 2007
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race doxxing

the act of falsely accusing someone of lying about their race and trying to prove their identity to be a lie. racist people will race dox light skin and/or mixed people of color to justify being racist to them or to ruin the victim's reputation or credibility
"shes not actually a poc, shes white! look at her skin. i also searched her family, found pictures of her from her past schools, and used a burner to get accepted into her twitter pages"
"what the fuck. you do realize race doxxing is racist, right? keep your nose in your cracker business"
by Food Pyramid September 23, 2021
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