Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty

See Bufty

See Bufty

by Dirty Den October 13, 2003

numynumnum

1. A yuMMMy snack.
2. A delicious person.
3. Someone you would like to taste.
4. One who is MMMM MMM GOOD!(Like the soup)

I would like to savor my numynumnums: Meredith, Alicia, and Micaela.

by Shavonda X. July 15, 2008

numby bummy

when your sitting at school/work wearing tights and they itch like mad, then when you think no ones looking you scratch yourself and everyones like wtf

half way through my maths exam i had a numby bummy, i went to scratch myself and john saw :O

by icsyoucan November 22, 2009

numphlesparigus

a person who is beyond irritating

dude, i hate that human... he's nothing but a numphlesparigus...

by ame teh numph November 28, 2009